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Useless Meeting Soy Wax Candle

Useless Meeting Soy Wax Candle

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Perfect when you need to burn something other than bridges or your coworkers' ideas in another useless meeting, these scented candles come in a 9oz glass jar that you can reuse as a receptacle for wishes, dreams, and valid reasons to hold a meeting.

 

This candle has a clear outline of its structure and purpose, unlike the meeting you are in:

  • Structure/Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar, One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
  • Estimated timeline: 50-60 hours of burning time. If you burn this candle only during useless meetings, and it's gone in under a month, please contact HR and/or look for a new role.
  • Key points: Choose from nine different aromatic scents to transport you from the corporate jargon
  • Location: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
  • Notes: All scents have the same wax color
  • Directions: Do not burn unattended, keep away from children and pets. Leave the feelings of futility with this candle when not lit, it can take all the bad energy. That's what it is here for.
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